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When green and purple collide, they make orange (orange!)
If somebody says its yellow and red, they're lying so just chop off their head!
When green and purple collide, they make orange! (woo)
If somebody says it aint purple and green, just knee em in the thigh and say "you're mean!"
When green and purple collide, they make orange! (yeeeaaah)
And when........
Icup and and Kelly collide, they make 2s.......
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
If somebody says its yellow and red, they're lying so just chop off their head!
When green and purple collide, they make orange! (woo)
If somebody says it aint purple and green, just knee em in the thigh and say "you're mean!"
When green and purple collide, they make orange! (yeeeaaah)
And when........
Icup and and Kelly collide, they make 2s.......
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
2si
Icup and Kelly and devious Joe
Midget is with us where ever we go,
Our Drama, our comedy, our stuff ups and laughter
Our disasters, our catastrophes, our happy ever afters
We get into trouble and have laughs as we fix
2si is just one big mix
of Stupinteresting flabberdoodle and fun,
so follow our website 'cuz we're no. 1!
By Kelly, 10, 16th Feb 2001 from
Icup and Kelly and devious Joe
Midget is with us where ever we go,
Our Drama, our comedy, our stuff ups and laughter
Our disasters, our catastrophes, our happy ever afters
We get into trouble and have laughs as we fix
2si is just one big mix
of Stupinteresting flabberdoodle and fun,
so follow our website 'cuz we're no. 1!
By Kelly, 10, 16th Feb 2001 from
Vote 4 Me's
I think you should vote for me because I'm awesome and........ Yeah I don't do speeches.... so Vote 4 Me!!! Plus if you love kellllly then your like me (back off, she's mine- grrrrr)!!!!
Joe Hindi-Ocklepuff I've read them all. I'll vote now. |
v4m I'm awesome and I love working on set with Kelly, Midget, Jennifer, Joe and Kim. There's comedy, love and weird dramatic things so v4m to day! Don't vote for Kelly or Joe or Midget or Jeniffer! Vote 4 me!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Icup Hindi-Ocklpuff I've read them all. I'll vote now. |
Midget
Why do you hate caramel, my dear lovely bunny?
Why do you hate carrots, are you just being funny?
I would love to hear the story again!
From the beginning to the very end
Of your accident on that poor old lolly!
Grand as gold than wet, Oh Golly!
That gorgeous dog chuckled, then you cried
You screamed for her to come back, well, you tried.
Of cause there won't be a disaster,
Because you live happily ever after!
By Kelly, 10, 16th Feb 2001 from 2si
Why do you hate caramel, my dear lovely bunny?
Why do you hate carrots, are you just being funny?
I would love to hear the story again!
From the beginning to the very end
Of your accident on that poor old lolly!
Grand as gold than wet, Oh Golly!
That gorgeous dog chuckled, then you cried
You screamed for her to come back, well, you tried.
Of cause there won't be a disaster,
Because you live happily ever after!
By Kelly, 10, 16th Feb 2001 from 2si
Story submitted by Jennifer Parfarti! Member locococo48.
Once upon a time, there was a character named Joey. He loved to eat macaroni and anchovi pizza. He ate it everyday for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. apparantly, he had a problem. to help him overcome this problem, Joey's parents sent in a sichiatrtist to help Joey. But that didnt do any good. joey went on eating the same pizza. his parents tried taking his electronic devices away and groun ding him. Sometimes, they would make sure he didnt eat anything for a meal or two. bvut even after they let him go back to eating, he started eating pizza with macaroni and anchoviesd again! Nothing they tried worked. finally they gave up and said "Joey, will you please stop eating macaroniu and anchovy pizza everyday for breakfast lunch and dinner?" And Joey said yes. He did what he said, of course. The End! (alternate ending: he yelled "NO!' and escaped with his pet unicorn who poops skittles and barfs rainbows. He now lives in magicland and eats all the macaroni and anchovy pizza he wants, everyday, for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. the DEnd. Again. :) )
Midget's Tradition
One especially hot summers day, Midget decided to go for a spa.
"A Spa?" Repeated Joe. "What do you want to go to spa for on this hot day? I'm baking under these overalls."
"It's a Dora Tradition. On really hot days, we cleanse and sooth the souls and power within us. Jennifer is coming along with me too, and we're gonna be in the back room, and there's all these naked babies with wings on the ceiling and roses coming out of the walls."
"So, you're going to be sitting in a spa all day, boiling half to death, talking to the spirits having only mushy flowers and cherubs to look at with your girlfriend?" Butted in Kelly.
"Yeah," said Midget dreamily. "If you say it in those words..."
"Beats me," shrugged Icup and strolled away.
"So, tell me more about these power souls!" said Joe.
Kelly punched him.
"Shut up, Joe!" she said, rolling her eyes.
"Oh, he's serious." said Midget wisely.
"Yeah, listen to the rabbit!" teased Joe.
Kelly evil eyed him.
"I'm sorry!" he whimpered.
"Well, if you really want to know..." began Midget. He started fidgeting and was looking at something in the distance, something quite out of reach.
"Yeah?" Joe said, peeling open a bruised banana.
"I was just trying to make an affect!" snapped Midget. "Oh, here comes Jennifer!"
"Hey, baby!" yelled a squeaky but beautiful voice.
"Sweetheart! Hey!"
"Oh, hello!" blushed Jennifer as she saw Kelly and Joe.
"Midgy, is this a bad time?" she said nervously. "I mean, I could go, the driver said no worries..."
"No, Baby, stay! They'll be going, come on Babe, let's go..."
Kelly ran to do whatever she usually did, which was nothing (when she wasn't doing nothing she was hanging out with Icup), and Joe just stood there.Which was what he normally did, too.
"Midgy..." Joe murmured to himself. "Ha!"
And then he stuffed his banana in a large bush and went inside in search of food.
....
Kelly,10, 16th Feb 2001, from 2si
One especially hot summers day, Midget decided to go for a spa.
"A Spa?" Repeated Joe. "What do you want to go to spa for on this hot day? I'm baking under these overalls."
"It's a Dora Tradition. On really hot days, we cleanse and sooth the souls and power within us. Jennifer is coming along with me too, and we're gonna be in the back room, and there's all these naked babies with wings on the ceiling and roses coming out of the walls."
"So, you're going to be sitting in a spa all day, boiling half to death, talking to the spirits having only mushy flowers and cherubs to look at with your girlfriend?" Butted in Kelly.
"Yeah," said Midget dreamily. "If you say it in those words..."
"Beats me," shrugged Icup and strolled away.
"So, tell me more about these power souls!" said Joe.
Kelly punched him.
"Shut up, Joe!" she said, rolling her eyes.
"Oh, he's serious." said Midget wisely.
"Yeah, listen to the rabbit!" teased Joe.
Kelly evil eyed him.
"I'm sorry!" he whimpered.
"Well, if you really want to know..." began Midget. He started fidgeting and was looking at something in the distance, something quite out of reach.
"Yeah?" Joe said, peeling open a bruised banana.
"I was just trying to make an affect!" snapped Midget. "Oh, here comes Jennifer!"
"Hey, baby!" yelled a squeaky but beautiful voice.
"Sweetheart! Hey!"
"Oh, hello!" blushed Jennifer as she saw Kelly and Joe.
"Midgy, is this a bad time?" she said nervously. "I mean, I could go, the driver said no worries..."
"No, Baby, stay! They'll be going, come on Babe, let's go..."
Kelly ran to do whatever she usually did, which was nothing (when she wasn't doing nothing she was hanging out with Icup), and Joe just stood there.Which was what he normally did, too.
"Midgy..." Joe murmured to himself. "Ha!"
And then he stuffed his banana in a large bush and went inside in search of food.
....
Kelly,10, 16th Feb 2001, from 2si